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| Please enjoy our scrumptious collection
chocolate quotes. We warn you though, do not read
them if you are on a diet! Your taste buds are bound to
be craving a chocolate fix by the end! |
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| Life is like a box
of chocolates - you never know what you're going to get.
- Tom Hanks in 'Forrest Gump' (1994) |
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| All I really need
is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt!
- Lucy Van Pelt (in Peanuts, by Charles M. Schulz) |
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| There are four basic
food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate
and chocolate truffles. - Unknown |
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| There are two kinds
of people in the world. Those who love chocolate, and communists.
- Leslie Moak Murray in 'Murray's Law' comic strip |
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| What you see before
you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate.
- Katherine Hepburn |
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| Exercise is a dirty
word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
- Charles M. Schultz |
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| Strength is the capacity
to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare
hands -- and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst |
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| Caramels are only
a fad. Chocolate is a permanent thing. - Milton Snavely
Hershey |
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| This guy found a
bottle on the ocean, and he opened it and out popped a genie,
and he gave him three wishes. The guy wished for a million
dollars, and poof! There was a million dollars. Then he
wished for a convertible, and poof! There was a convertible.
And then, he wished he could be irresistible to all women...
poof! He turned into a box of chocolates. - Anonymous |
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| The chocoholics 12-step
program: NEVER BE MORE THAN 12 STEPS AWAY FROM CHOCOLATE!
- Terry Moore |
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| Research tells us
fourteen out of any ten individuals likes chocolate. - Sandra
Boynton |
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| Chocolate makes everyone
smile - even bankers. - Chocolatier Benneville Strohecker |
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| I never met a piece
of chocolate I didn't like. - Deanna Troi (Marina Sirtis)
in Star Trek: The Next Generation |
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| Look, there's no
metaphysics on earth like chocolates. - Fernando Pessoa,
Portuguese poet (1888-1935) |
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| There's nothing better
than a good friend, except a good friend with CHOCOLATE
- Linda Grayson, "The Pickwick Papers" |
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| Simply put... everyone
has a price, mine is chocolate. - Unknown |
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| Stress wouldn't be
so hard to take if it were chocolate covered. - Unknown |
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| Forget love... I'd
rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown |
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| Money talks. Chocolate
sings. - Unknown |
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| There's more to life
than chocolate, but not right now. - Unknown |
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| As with most fine
things, chocolate has its season. There is a simple
memory aid that you can use to determine whether it is
the correct time to order chocolate dishes: any month
whose name contains the letter A, E, or U is the proper
time for chocolate. - Sandra Boynton, 'Chocolate: The
Consuming Passion' |
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| Love is like swallowing
hot chocolate before it has cooled off. It takes you by
surprise at first, but keeps you warm for a long time. -
Unknown |
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| Seven days without
chocolate makes one weak. - Unknown |
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| My therapist told
me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what
I start. So far I've finished two bags of M&M's and a chocolate
cake. I feel better already. - Dave Barry |
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| Who says chocolate
isn't a food group! - Unknown |
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| It's not that chocolates
are a substitute for love. Love is a substitute for chocolate.
Chocolate is, let's face it, far more reliable than a man.
- Miranda Ingram |
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| Never mind about
1066 William the Conqueror, 1087 William the Second. Such
things are not going to affect ones life...but 1932 the
Mars Bar and 1936 Maltesers and 1937 the Kit Kat - these
dates are milestones in history and should be seared into
the memory of every child in the country. - Roald Dahl |
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| Chocolate is nature's
way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown |
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| After about 20 years
of marriage, I'm finally starting to scratch the surface
of that one. And I think the answer lies somewhere between
conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson in What Women Want |
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| Eat a square meal
a day - a box of chocolate. - Unknown |
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| Chocolate is cheaper
than therapy and you don't need an appointment. - Unknown |
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| Nine out of ten people
like chocolate. The tenth person always lies. - John Q.
Tullius |
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| What you see before
you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate.
- Unknown |
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| Life without chocolate
is life lacking something important. - Marcia Colman Morton
& Frederic Morton |
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| Chocolate: Here today...Gone
today! - Unknown |
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| Any sane person loves
chocolate. - Bob Greene |
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| I would give up chocolate,
but I'm no quitter. - Unknown |
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| When noone understands
you, chocolate is there. - Daniel Worona |
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| The greatest tragedies
were written by the Greek Sophocles and English Shakespeare.
Neither knew chocolate. - Sandra Boynton |
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| In the cookies of
life, friends are the chocolate chips. - Unknown |
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| I am not overweight.
I am chocolate-enriched. - Unknown |
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| When the going gets
tough, the tough eats chocolate. - Unknown |
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| So much chocolate!
So little time! - Unknown |
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| I have this theory
that chocolate slows down the aging process.... It may not
be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown |
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| Put "eat chocolate"
at the top of your list of things to do today. That way,
at least you'll get one thing done. - Unknown |
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| If there's no chocolate
in Heaven, I'm not going! - Unknown |
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| Nuts just take up
space where chocolate ought to be. - Unknown |
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| In the beginning,
the Lord created chocolate, and he saw that it was good.
Then he separated the light from the dark, and it was better.
- Unknown |
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| If at first you don't
succeed, try a chocolate! - Unknown |
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| Chocolate doesn't
make the world go around ... but it certainly makes the
ride worthwhile! - Unknown |
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| Life is like a box
of chocolates - full of nuts. - Unknown |
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| Man cannot live by
chocolate alone, but it sure is fun trying! - Unknown |
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| Chocolate flows in
deep dark, sweet waves, a river to ignite my mind and alert
my senses. - Unknown |
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| A little too much
chocolate is just about right. - Unknown |
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| If God had meant
us to be thin, He would not have created chocolate. - Unknown |
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| Everything I eat
should contain either garlic or chocolate, but rarely both.
- Unknown |
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| There's a thin person
inside me screaming to get out, but I keep her sedated with
chocolate. - Unknown |
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| Chocolate is a perfect
food, as wholesome as it is delicious, a beneficent restorer
of exhausted power. It is the best friend of those engaged
in literary pursuits. - Baron Justus von Liebig |
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| Chocolate causes
certain endocrine glands to secrete hormones that affect
your feelings and behavior by making you happy. Therefore,
it counteracts depression, in turn reducing the stress of
depression. Your stress-free life helps you maintain a youthful
disposition, both physically and mentally. So, eat lots
of chocolate! - Elaine Sherman, Book of Divine Indulgences |
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| In the beginning,
the Lord created chocolate, and he saw that it was good.
Then he separated the light from the dark, and it was better.
- Unknown |
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| If life is like a
box of chocolates, then its time for me to buy another box,
I seemed to have already devoured all the good ones! - Unknown |
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| Nobody knows the
truffles I've seen! - Unknown |
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| A chocolate in the
mouth is worth two on the plate. - Unknown |
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| Giving chocolate
to others is an intimate form of communication, a sharing
of deep, dark secrets - Milton Zelman, publisher of "Chocolate
News" |
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